Congratulations on your life choices!

You're preparing to rep your favorite clean comedy brand, which means you're an all around great human who appreciates comedy that kills...without the cringe. By wearing this button, you're quietly letting the world know that...

• You don't need four-letter words to laugh.

• You'd rather laugh than apologize for the joke afterward.

• You recognize that every presentation is an opportunity for crowd work.

• You've mastered the art of timing your sip between punchlines.

• You instinctively sit close enough to the stage to become part of the show, but not close enough to actually get roasted.

• You know exactly when someone says, "Long story short..." that they're lying.

• You believe every awkward silence is just a joke waiting for better timing.

• You have, at least once, mentally rated a stranger's microphone technique.

• You could survive a family reunion armed with nothing but a callback and a well-timed eyebrow raise.

• You've considered whether heaven has open mic night.

• You're almost certainly the funniest person within a 30-foot radius.

Whether you're a regular at No-Cringe Comedy shows or just believe laughter doesn't have to make people uncomfortable, this button is a fun little badge of honor for the clean comedy crowd.

Features

• Glossy mylar face with vibrant full-color printing

• Scratch- and UV-resistant finish

• Durable steel safety-pin backing

• Available in three sizes

• Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts